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Streamer Adds Extra Tier for Pronouncing Patron Names Correctly hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Streamer Adds Extra Tier for Pronouncing Patron Names Correctly

Streamer TENSionHAWK created a new donation tier to pronounce patron names correctly during on-stream shoutouts.

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REPORT: Bulk of Anime's Budget Definitely Went Towards This Fight Scene hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

REPORT: Bulk of Anime's Budget Definitely Went Towards This Fight Scene

A new episode of a popular anime aired this week, leading previously curious audiences to no longer wonder what the immense budget was being spent on.

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Pokémon Evolved Through Love and Friendship Immediately Traded for Slightly Orange Pikachu hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pokémon Evolved Through Love and Friendship Immediately Traded for Slightly Orange Pikachu

Alex Sherman has taken their beloved Lucario named Riles and traded him for a slightly orange shiny Pikachu.

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Female Streamer in Hot Water After Making a Joke hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Female Streamer in Hot Water After Making a Joke

One of the biggest Twitch streamers on the platform, Pokimane, has recently found herself in some controversy for making a joke.

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Billionaire Pledges to End World Hunger Games Franchise Hiatus hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Billionaire Pledges to End World Hunger Games Franchise Hiatus

Benson Clairmont pledged to pump massive amounts of money into ending the world Hunger Games franchise hiatus.

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Extract-Camping Tarkov Player Unaware His Game Crashed 20 Minutes Ago hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Extract-Camping Tarkov Player Unaware His Game Crashed 20 Minutes Ago

More than other strategies, extra camping requires extreme patience, planning, and a deep seething contempt for your fellow man.

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Broken Earthworm Jim Cartridge Miraculously Regenerates Into Two Games hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Broken Earthworm Jim Cartridge Miraculously Regenerates Into Two Games

Gaming is beautiful.

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"Lethal Company Isn't That Scary," Says Man Moments from Having Neck Snapped for First Time hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

"Lethal Company Isn't That Scary," Says Man Moments from Having Neck Snapped for First Time

“I don’t think it's that scary. Look, I just found a couple of metal bolts. Job done, Shelly. Hey, Shelly? Where’d you go?”

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10 Tips for Fighting Seasonal Depression and Ultimately Failing Like You Do at Everything Else hard-drive.net/hd/10-tips-fo…

10 Tips for Fighting Seasonal Depression and Ultimately Failing Like You Do at Everything Else

Number 1: Start your fitness journey and film ALL OF IT.

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Uh Oh: Woman Receives Message From Dumped Ex After Scott Pilgrim Anime Release hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Uh Oh: Woman Receives Message From Dumped Ex After Scott Pilgrim Anime Release

Experts are calling it a case of "delayed post-pixie dream girl mania."

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Movie With Epilepsy and Gunshot Warning Must Be Sick as Hell hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Movie With Epilepsy and Gunshot Warning Must Be Sick as Hell

Patrons of a local Regal Cinemas reportedly got excited when noticing the movie they were going to see had an epilepsy and gunshot warning.

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Pokémon Trainer Keeps Gardevoir in PC Box Labeled “Work Stuff” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pokémon Trainer Keeps Gardevoir in PC Box Labeled “Work Stuff”

Ollie Bond reportedly keeps a copy of Gardevoir in a PC box labeled “work stuff,” according to sources snooping around to find information about it.

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Next Season of ‘The Bachelorette’ Has 3.2 Million Twitch Followers Compete for Pokimane’s Love hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Next Season of ‘The Bachelorette’ Has 3.2 Million Twitch Followers Compete for Pokimane’s Love

BISMARCK, N.D. — After the conclusion of the most recent The Bachelorette season, ABC announced that Twitch user Pokimane would be the show’s next star.…

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Zelda Boss Not Too Happy About Being Called Evil by Guy Who Showed Up in Her Dungeon and Tried to Murder Her hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Zelda Boss Not Too Happy About Being Called Evil by Guy Who Showed Up in Her Dungeon and Tried to...

The parasitic armored arachnid known as Queen Gohma was suddenly assaulted this week at the hands of a boy calling himself a hero.

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George Santos Invokes Diplomatic Immunity as King of the Koopas hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

George Santos Invokes Diplomatic Immunity as King of the Koopas

“That the corrupt Biden administration would carry out the orders of its shadowy backers in Big Plumbing and levy these spurious charges against me, His Excellency George Bowser Santos, First of His...

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Every Doctor and Companion from “Dr. Who” Ranked by How Much They Hung Out at CBGB in the ‘70s and ‘80s thehardtimes.net/lists/every…

Every Doctor and Companion from "Doctor Who" Ranked by How Much They Hung Out at CBGB in the ‘70s...

We've put together a list of every Doctor incarnation and companion, and ranked them by how frequently they could be spotted hanging out at the cradle of punk, CBGB, during its most important decades.

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Shy Guy Still Living Good Life Off Super Mario Bros 2 Residuals hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Shy Guy Still Living Good Life Off Super Mario Bros 2 Residuals

After over 30 years since he worked the job, local Bowser employee Shy Guy is still living almost entirely off of residuals from Super Mario Bros 2.

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Every Smash Bros. Character Ranked by How Good a Friend I Think They Would Be hard-drive.net/news-games/ra…

Every Smash Bros. Character Ranked by How Good a Friend I Think They Would Be

Much debate has been had over which character is the most powerful. But the question remains: which one of them would be the best friend?

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20 Unplayable Garbage Games Coincidentally on Platforms I Don’t Own hard-drive.net/hd/list/20-un…
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