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All of My Friends, Ranked (Keith Please Do Not Read This) hard-drive.net/hd/all-of-my-…

All of My Friends, Ranked (Keith Please Do Not Read This)

It might not be polite to admit it, but some friends are just better than others. We all know it.

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Microsoft Promises to Keep Activision/Blizzard Games on Other Consoles for as Long as It Takes for Private Army to Mobilize hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Microsoft Promises to Keep Activision/Blizzard Games on Other Consoles for as Long as It Takes for...

“We would like to make a promise to everyone who has come to love Activision Blizzard that these games will continue to be available to everyone, regardless of console, until our private army is...

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"It's Like Pokémon" Concerned Ape Confirms Penny, Robin, and Leah Are One Character hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

"It's Like Pokémon" Concerned Ape Confirms Penny, Robin, and Leah Are One Character

“What fans don't seem to realize is that many of these characters are actually just one iteration in a line. It's like Pokémon where, as the creature gains experience, it levels up and eventually...

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Report: Blizzard Has Been Using AI Software to Brainstorm New and Creative Ways to Abuse Employees hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Report: Blizzard Has Been Using AI Software to Brainstorm New and Creative Ways to Abuse Employees

The company has begun using artificial intelligence to brainstorm new ways to abuse employees.

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Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn’t Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn't Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today

Mercenary-turned-teacher Byleth has not left his bedroom for several days due to what he is calling poor use of action economy.

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Tinder User Pulls Ultra Rare Adult ‘Yu-Gi-Oh!’ Fan hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Tinder User Pulls Ultra Rare Adult 'Yu-Gi-Oh!' Fan

Tinder user Evangeline Beck was excited to have pulled a reportedly “Ultra Rare” Yu-Gi-Oh! fan on the dating app today.

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Audience Erupts in MCU-Like Cheers After Oppenheimer Says “I Am Become Death” hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Audience Erupts in MCU-Like Cheers After Oppenheimer Says "I Am Become Death"

An audience erupted into cheer during a screening of Oppenheimer after the titular character gave his iconic speech.

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Man Thinking of Playing RPG Just Not Ready for That Kind of Commitment hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Thinking of Playing RPG Just Not Ready for That Kind of Commitment

Local gamer Austin Simmons reportedly considered playing a new RPG tonight before realizing he just wasn't ready for that kind of commitment.

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“Hey, Watch It!” Warns NPC Who Just Received Full-Body Hit from Scythe Made of Spine hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“Hey, Watch It!” Warns NPC Who Just Received Full-Body Hit from Scythe Made of Spine

“I’ve been in the smithing business a long time,” said Dormund, hammering at an inert piece of metal that had long gone cold. “Been in the weapons business even longer. Accidents happen. An open...

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I’m Starting to Think This Rage Room I Destroyed Might Actually Be an Escape Room hard-drive.net/hd/im-startin…

I’m Starting to Think This Rage Room I Destroyed Might Actually Be an Escape Room

Now, I don’t know why a rage room would have a theme, but I will say the “murder mystery dinner party” setup did mean there were lots of neat props and well-placed tchotchkes to destroy.

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Guy With Anime Profile Picture Actually Looks Like That hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Guy With Anime Profile Picture Actually Looks Like That

RyukyuBlade has received ridicule for the anime character featured in his profile picture, even though the character looks exactly like him.

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OpenAI Rehires Sam Altman After Realizing He Personally Responded to Every ChatGPT Query hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

OpenAI Rehires Sam Altman After Realizing He Personally Responded to Every ChatGPT Query

“I mean I definitely saw him checking his phone a lot during the congressional hearings and it seemed like he never slept or took breaks of any kind, but this is a little ridiculous.”

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OpenAI Considers Rehiring Sam Altman After Reading Beautiful Poem He Sent Them in the Style of Walt Whitman, 300 Words, Professional hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

OpenAI Considers Rehiring Sam Altman After Reading Beautiful Poem He Sent Them in the Style of Walt...

At press time, Altman was reportedly seen quickly closing his laptop before anyone could see what website he was on.

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Every ‘Mario Party’ Level Ranked by How Good They Would Be To Host Your Wedding Reception hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…
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Musk Limits Twitter Hate Speech by Only Allowing Slurs From Verified Racists hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Musk Limits Twitter Hate Speech by Only Allowing Slurs From Verified Racists

Elon Musk has cracked down on hate speech in the app Twitter by only allowing slurs from verified racists.

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Company Behind Clit-Sucking Dual Vibrator Announce Plan to Continue Advertising on X Relentlessly hard-drive.net/hd/politics/c…

Company Behind Clit-Sucking Dual Vibrator Announce Plan to Continue Advertising on X Relentlessly

SAN FRANCISCO – As advertisers pull out en masse from Elon Musk’s X, formerly known as Twitter, one maker of sex toys (a company called…

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Aging Gamer Requests Atomic Purple CPAP Machine hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Aging Gamer Requests Atomic Purple CPAP Machine

GLEN ELLYN, Ill. — After recently developing chronic sleep apnea, aging gamer Sarah Aldridge requested that her newly prescribed CPAP machine come in atomic purple…

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Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible

PHILADELPHIA — Local game enthusiast and known little baby bitch boy Shawn Hughes began his playthrough of The Last of Us Part 2 Saturday, reportedly…

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