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HGTV to Produce Gamer-Centric Show Focusing on Men With No Furniture hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

HGTV to Produce Gamer-Centric Show Focusing on Men With No Furniture

NEW YORK — In an effort to court a new demographic of viewers HGTV, the home improvement and real estate channel owned by Warner Brothers…

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10 Dusty-Ass CRPGs You’ll Play For An Hour or Two After You Beat Baldur’s Gate 3 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

10 Dusty-Ass CRPGs You’ll Play For An Hour or Two After You Beat Baldur’s Gate 3

Congratulations! You’ve conquered the Absolute and saved Faerun from sure destruction yet again! Larian’s gorgeous credit sequence starts rolling and you’re already thinking, “Wow, surely…

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Minecraft Movie to Allow Viewers to Vote for One of Three Arbitrary Endings hard-drive.net/hd/minecraft/…

Minecraft Movie to Allow Viewers to Vote for One of Three Arbitrary Endings

LOS ANGELES – A joint decision by Mojang and Warner Bros. Studios was met with controversy and excitement from fans this morning, as sources confirmed…

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Man Found Decomposing in Gaming Chair Waiting for Friend to Get On hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Found Decomposing in Gaming Chair Waiting for Friend to Get On

Michael proceeded to show the last text messages between him and Josh: a simple “hop on fort,” followed by “bet.”

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the writer of this article has ABSOLUTELY played playground yugioh. everybody thought patrician did this. EVERYBODY.
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Nathan Drake Lightheartedly Quips Way Through Court-Mandated Sociopath Test hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nathan Drake Lightheartedly Quips Way Through Court-Mandated Sociopath Test

“Superficially using charisma and charm for his own manipulative gain? Check. A clear lack of repentance, eight years after the last treasure hunt with his mentor, Victor Sullivan? Check.”

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Nintendo Announces Lawsuit Against Moms Who Call Other Consoles "Nintendo" hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces Lawsuit Against Moms Who Call Other Consoles "Nintendo"

REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo of America filed a lawsuit against your mom for referring to competing video game consoles as “Nintendos,” according to a press…

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Are Video Games Too Political Now? We Asked Five Horrifically Racist YouTubers, and You’ll Never Guess What They Said hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Are Video Games Too Political Now? We Asked Five Horrifically Racist YouTubers, and You’ll Never...

Across many social platforms, especially Twitch, there has been rumor that politics only continue to contaminate and ruin our precious video games. In order to…

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Top 25 Yu-Gi-Oh Cards That Defined the Playground Meta hard-drive.net/hd/list/yu-gi…

Top 25 Yu-Gi-Oh Cards That Defined the Playground Meta

If your first time playing Yu-Gi-Oh was at a local card shop surrounded by twitchy pro players and the sweet fumes of so much cardboard,…

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Gamer Visiting London Blocks out Whole Day for Vicar Amelia Fight hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Visiting London Blocks out Whole Day for Vicar Amelia Fight

“I made sure to come prepared. My checked luggage is completely full with fire paper and blood vials."

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Boomer Dad Who Warned You Not to Believe Anything On Internet Now Believes Everything On Internet hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Boomer Dad Who Warned You Not to Believe Anything On Internet Now Believes Everything On Internet

“You and your generation get way too uptight over simple differences of opinion! Why can’t we just agree to disagree that every tragedy is a crisis actor stage play?"

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Armed Robber at Trading Card Store Tells Everyone to Get Face Down and in Defense Position hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Armed Robber at Trading Card Store Tells Everyone to Get Face Down and in Defense Position

A panic broke out at the Kame Game shop recently when a suspected armed robber reportedly entered the store and instructed everyone inside to get…

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New Star Citizen DLC Only Costs Customers One 30 Minute Video Crawling Around Oinking Like Filthy Little Pay Pigs They Are hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Tireless Chris Christie Begins Preparation for 2028 Presidential Election Dropout Announcement thehardtimes.net/culture/tir…

Tireless Chris Christie Begins Preparation for 2028 Presidential Election Dropout Announcement

The notoriously hardworking Chris Christie began preparing for his 2028 presidential election dropout announcement mere hours after revealing he had ended his 2024 campaign.

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New Smosh Games Video Just 10 Minutes of People Trying to Look Surprised for Thumbnail hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Smosh Games Video Just 10 Minutes of People Trying to Look Surprised for Thumbnail

“I saw my name on the call sheet but didn’t see any sort of description on what we were doing today."

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8-Hour Video Essay Gives Brief Synopsis Of 2-Hour Movie hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

8-Hour Video Essay Gives Brief Synopsis Of 2-Hour Movie

NEWCASTLE – Dan Harris, a film buff youtuber has made an in depth video essay about 2023’s Barbie movie, however he’s decided to spend very…

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Star Citizen to Begin Offering Reverse Mortgages hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Star Citizen to Begin Offering Reverse Mortgages

Is a Star Citizen reverse mortgage right for you? Speak to one of their DLC Financial Advisors today!

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New Star Citizen DLC Only Costs Customers One 30 Minute Video Crawling Around Oinking Like Filthy Little Pay Pigs They Are hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Star Citizen DLC Only Costs Customers One 30 Minute Video Crawling Around Oinking Like Filthy...

“Inside the office we call these guys the Space Juggalos. We have a little clown nose honking noise that goes off whenever anyone buys a ship and we just laugh.”

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Hello Fresh Announces Zelda Meal Kit That’s Just Four Apples and a Gigantic Slab of Raw Meat hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Hello Fresh Announces Zelda Meal Kit That's Just Four Apples and a Gigantic Slab of Raw Meat

Meal kit delivery service Hello Fresh revealed a new Legend of Zelda-themed box today containing a bunch of loose apples and a hunk of raw meat. 

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