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‘Madame Web’ Wardrobe to Be Provided by Spirit Halloween hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

‘Madame Web’ Wardrobe to Be Provided by Spirit Halloween

EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Seasonal retailer Spirit Halloween recently announced that they provided all costumes and wardrobe for Sony Pictures’ upcoming superhero film, Madame…

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Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis to Debate Whether Slavery Was Good or Never Happened thehardtimes.net/culture/nik…

Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis to Debate Whether Slavery Was Good or Never Happened

Republican hopefuls Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley are expected to make slavery a big topic for their debate tonight ahead of the 2024 Iowa caucus with one candidate claiming slavery was beneficial...

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Mad Genius Astrophysicist Uses Godlike Power of Gravity Manipulation to Mostly Throw Rocks hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mad Genius Astrophysicist Uses Godlike Power of Gravity Manipulation to Mostly Throw Rocks

GIBRALTAR — Sources from within Overwatch and Talon have reported that genius astrophysicist and tank hero Siebren de Kuiper, better known as Sigma, has been…

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Deep Rock Galactic Fan Arrested for Screaming About Mushrooms at Hartsfield Airport, Atlanta hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Deep Rock Galactic Fan Arrested for Screaming About Mushrooms at Hartsfield Airport, Atlanta

ATLANTA — TSA members at Hartsfield Airport arrested an over enthusiastic Deep Rock Galactic player on the morning of November 20th, according to local eyewitness…

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23andMe Confirms Dave the Diver 1/16th Indie Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

23andMe Confirms Dave the Diver 1/16th Indie Game

EL SEGUNDO — Surprise 2023 hit Dave the Diver’s 23andMe profile has been released to the public, confirming the game is in fact partially of…

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14 Fantasy Setting Accents Your Dungeon Master Can't Do but Won't Stop Doing hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

14 Fantasy Setting Accents Your Dungeon Master Can't Do but Won't Stop Doing

Unfortunately, your well-meaning but talentless Dungeon Master Nick literally can’t do any accent except his own standard Northeastern American. That, however, hasn’t stopped him trying. And trying....

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MatPat Signs with Tampa Bay Buccaneers hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

MatPat Signs with Tampa Bay Buccaneers

TAMPA, FLORIDA — In a surprising lateral career move, famous YouTuber-theorist Matthew “MatPat” Patrick has officially signed a three-year deal with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers…

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Kaitlyn Dever Awarded Medal of Honor for Accepting Role of Abby in The Last of Us hard-drive.net/hd/kaitlyn-de…

Kaitlyn Dever Awarded Medal of Honor for Accepting Role of Abby in The Last of Us

After accepting her role as Abby in The Last of Us, Kaitlyn Dever was awarded the Medal of Honor for her bravery.

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Electrician Wiring Secret Lab Underneath Raccoon City Thinking This Might Not Be a Union Job hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Electrician Wiring Secret Lab Underneath Raccoon City Thinking This Might Not Be a Union Job

A journeyman electrician wiring numerous Umbrella facilities beneath the city is beginning to think this may not be a job his union is aware of.

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Bethesda to Introduce Paid Bugs to Starfield As 'Legacy Quirks' hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Bethesda to Introduce Paid Bugs to Starfield As 'Legacy Quirks'

“Bugs and glitches have always been a core part of the Bethesda experience,” said Bethesda Games Studios Director, Todd Howard as part of the announcement.

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High-Maintenance Boyfriend Insists on Wired GameCube Controller for ‘Smash’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

High-Maintenance Boyfriend Insists on Wired GameCube Controller for ‘Smash’

OAK PARK, Mich. — Terrence Glenn, 32, is a bit “high-maintenance” about certain items and traditions, reports girlfriend Whitney Davidson. “Terry’s sweet, really,” said Davidson.…

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Experts: No Way to Truly Know if Redditor You're Arguing With Is Bot or Child hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Experts: No Way to Truly Know if Redditor You're Arguing With Is Bot or Child

SILICON VALLEY— A panel of experts, including AI engineers, behavioral scientists, and child healthcare specialists, gathered today to discuss whether the Redditor you’re actively arguing…

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Johto Resident Desperate to Talk About Anything Besides Pokemon for Once hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Johto Resident Desperate to Talk About Anything Besides Pokemon for Once

GOLDENROD CITY — A local resident has been driven to near madness as she fruitlessly attempted to engage in a discussion about any topic other…

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The Golden Globes clerics determined it may be possible to save the bard, but decided against wasting the spell slots.
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Level 1 Bard Found Dead After Entering Encounter He Was Wildly Underleveled For hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Level 1 Bard Found Dead After Entering Encounter He Was Wildly Underleveled For

Unsurprising news came Monday morning from Hollywood as Jo Koy, a level 1 bard was found dead after attempting to host the Golden Globes Sunday…

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Jack Black Joins Cast of 'Minecraft' Movie as Incredibly Loud Gravel Block hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Jack Black Joins Cast of 'Minecraft' Movie as Incredibly Loud Gravel Block

BURBANK, Calif. — Despite early reports that Jack Black had been cast as player character Steve in the upcoming “Minecraft” movie, the actor recently confirmed…

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Zuckerberg Jumps Around Quickly Building Sniper Tower on Private Island as Final Circle Closes on Him and Two Servants hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Zuckerberg Jumps Around Quickly Building Sniper Tower on Private Island as Final Circle Closes on...

“I had gotten bored with hunting, and then I remembered that short story about the rich guy who hunted people and thought, ‘why don’t I do that except with more people and way cooler?’

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