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Report: Twitch Streamer Just One More Gift Sub Away From Falling Deeply, Madly in Love With You hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Report: Twitch Streamer Just One More Gift Sub Away From Falling Deeply, Madly in Love With You

INTERNET — Multiple close associates of your favorite Twitch streamer have reported that she is just one more gift sub away from falling deeply, madly…

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Jack Black Joins Cast of 'Minecraft' Movie as Incredibly Loud Gravel Block hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Jack Black Joins Cast of 'Minecraft' Movie as Incredibly Loud Gravel Block

BURBANK, Calif. — Despite early reports that Jack Black had been cast as player character Steve in the upcoming “Minecraft” movie, the actor recently confirmed…

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Deep Friendship Built Through Almost Nightly Discord Calls Ends Without Notice After Guy Buys New Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Deep Friendship Built Through Almost Nightly Discord Calls Ends Without Notice After Guy Buys New...

“I still consider Eric to be one of my best friends, if he’s alive."

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Opinion: I Wish There Was a New Animal Crossing and Lockdown hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Opinion: I Wish There Was a New Animal Crossing and Lockdown

I’m a simple man, with simple needs. All I really feel like I need is a roof over my head, food on my table, a…

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Gamer Damned to Roll Boulder Up Hill for Eternity Claims “It Gets Really Good After the First 100 Hours” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Damned to Roll Boulder Up Hill for Eternity Claims “It Gets Really Good After the First 100...

"After a couple hundred hours you really start to understand and appreciate the mechanics of putting one foot in front of the other as your muscles cry out in pain.”

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Golden Globes to Include More Ads in Effort to Appeal to Gamers hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Golden Globes to Include More Ads in Effort to Appeal to Gamers

“We scoured hundreds of hours of Game Awards footage, which was about half of a ceremony, to determine what about it we could emulate."

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Luigi's Mansion Immediately Condemned After Installation of Carbon Monoxide Detectors hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Luigi's Mansion Immediately Condemned After Installation of Carbon Monoxide Detectors

BOO WOODS — Health and safety officials have ordered the destruction of a local residence after newly-installed devices detected dangerous levels of carbon monoxide gas,…

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REPORT: Maybe Other Controller Charged hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

REPORT: Maybe Other Controller Charged

“You bought an extra one just for situations like these, so surely it is charged and in an easy to find location,” the report, read aloud in your mind, confirmed.

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blackbeard being at the top is really funny im sorry..
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Knights of the Old Republic Remake to Appear as Force Ghost In Future Star Wars Games hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Knights of the Old Republic Remake to Appear as Force Ghost In Future Star Wars Games

KARLSTAD – As conflicting reports circulate of the ‘Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic’ remake feeling a cold Embracer death, plans are in place…

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SEGA Announces Football Manager 2025 Just Shared Google Sheet Now hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

SEGA Announces Football Manager 2025 Just Shared Google Sheet Now

LONDON — After teasing a complete overhaul earlier in the year, Sega subsidiary Sports Interactive has announced in a video shared on social media that…

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Tony Hawk Retires From Skating After Colliding With Giant Letter “K” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Tony Hawk Retires From Skating After Colliding With Giant Letter “K”

At press time, police noted that they had found a secret video tape near the scene of the crime, but could not confirm if it was related to the incident.

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Netflix to Implement 'Skip to Where Series Gets Good' Button hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Netflix to Implement 'Skip to Where Series Gets Good' Button

LOS GATOS — Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos announced today the streaming service is expanding on the “Skip Intro” button by introducing a “Skip to Where…

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'Rainbow Six: Siege' Operators Ranked by How Rock-Solid Their Alibis Are for January 6th hard-drive.net/hd/politics/r…

'Rainbow Six: Siege' Operators Ranked by How Rock-Solid Their Alibis Are for January 6th

While many details concerning what, why, and how the January 6th attack on the capital happened have been extensively covered and debated, one question remains…

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