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Facebook has done to old people what old people told us cell phones and internet would do to us.
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40 Video Game Characters Who Would Probably Be on Epstein's List

Jeffrey Epstein, or Jeff as his friends called him before he definitely killed himself in prison, was by all accounts a bad man. Turns out…

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Something Fishy About Private 'Animal Crossing' Island That Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and Prince...

NEW HORIZONS — Those playing the newly released Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the Nintendo Switch noted that there was something odd going on with…

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Boomer Dad Who Warned You Not to Believe Anything On Internet Now Believes Everything On Internet

“You and your generation get way too uptight over simple differences of opinion! Why can’t we just agree to disagree that every tragedy is a crisis actor stage play?"

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Gundam Fan Disappointed Daily Tasks Don’t Require Assembling Thousands of Pieces

“I’ve been buying exclusively DIY furniture from IKEA, but the thrill just isn’t the same. Sure I can buy a wardrobe and build it, but I can’t buy 7 different wardrobes, paint them nicely and display...

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Best Jump Scares in Games Ranked by the Sounds That Came Out of My Mouth hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Best Jump Scares in Games Ranked by the Sounds That Came Out of My Mouth

In most storytelling mediums, fear is considered to be one of the trickiest emotions to instill in an audience. Books have to spend whole pages…

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We Analyzed Every Frame of the GTA VI Trailer and Discovered Our Loved Ones Resent Us hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

We Analyzed Every Frame of the GTA VI Trailer and Discovered Our Loved Ones Resent Us

“Babe, please come home. I haven’t heard from you in two weeks. Where are you? Are you hurt? Should I call the police?"

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Sonic Issues Public Apology After Doing Sassy Idle Animation While Player Was Having a Medical Emergency hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sonic Issues Public Apology After Doing Sassy Idle Animation While Player Was Having a Medical...

“I understand some of you are upset and I am sorry that you feel that way. In an attempt to make it up to you, a percentage of all profits from Sonic™ merchandise will go to my newly formed charity...

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“Blowing Into A Video Game Cartridge Can Actually Damage It” And Other Video Game Facts to Annoy People With at a Party hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

“Blowing Into A Video Game Cartridge Can Actually Damage It” And Other Video Game Facts to Annoy...

You’ve been invited to a party of a friend of a friend and you’re worried you might not have anything to talk about. Or maybe…

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Opinion: I Can Defeat Spider-Man (Guest Column by Random Thug #3) hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Opinion: I Can Defeat Spider-Man (Guest Column by Random Thug #3)

This city has a problem. A masked menace who thinks he can just run roughshod over anyone he deems as lesser than the other citizens…

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Todd Howard Seen Personally Responding to Every Starfield Review With Link to Steam Award hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Todd Howard Seen Personally Responding to Every Starfield Review With Link to Steam Award

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Employees of Bethesda Game Studios witnessed long-time game director Todd Howard personally responding to every negative review of Starfield, linking the game’s…

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This Article Wins Labor of Love Award

It is with great honor that I humbly accept the Labor of Love Award for this article!  I worked extraordinarily hard on it and to…

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My war comments might not start a fight today but this one prolly will.
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Ending the Console Wars By Definitively Ranking Every Major Video Game Console hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Animus Update Forces Advertisements In Generational Memories hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Animus Update Forces Advertisements In Generational Memories

“I was experiencing life as an assassin in 16th century Italy, and suddenly I woke up in McDonaldsland.”

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Cursed VHS Tape Finally Getting Blu-Ray Release Via Criterion hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Cursed VHS Tape Finally Getting Blu-Ray Release Via Criterion

The Hard Drive's resident film critic’s review of the film will be released as soon as we figure out how to extract his soul from the disc.

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