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Inspiring: Gamer Willing to Consider Use of Maybe One Rare Consumable Before Final Boss hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Inspiring: Gamer Willing to Consider Use of Maybe One Rare Consumable Before Final Boss

PHOENIX – Local gamer Keith Erickson informed Discord friends today that he is considering the irreversible use of a rare item before taking on an…

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Top 10 Reasons I Didn’t Want to Get Invited to Your New Years Party Anyway hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Top 10 Reasons I Didn’t Want to Get Invited to Your New Years Party Anyway

I heard that you’re hosting a party for New Years, and I also heard that you specifically didn’t invite me and told everyone I couldn’t…

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Disney Threatens to Begin Re-Remaking Their Live Action Remakes Back Into Animation hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Disney Threatens to Begin Re-Remaking Their Live Action Remakes Back Into Animation

Walt Disney Animation Studios warned via press release that unless audience and critic reactions to the studio’s recent films thaw, the company will be forced…

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Hard Drive asking the real questions here
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How Does Astarion Get That Hair With No Reflection: The 8 Biggest Plot Holes of Baldur's Gate 3 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Noovie Arcade Surpasses 1 Million Uninstalls hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Noovie Arcade Surpasses 1 Million Uninstalls

“Why wouldn’t people want to play arcade style video games in 60 second chunks, a half hour before the movie trailers begin?"

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Game Freak Reveals Seaking Was Erased From Pokémon Eight Years Ago and Nobody Noticed hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Game Freak Reveals Seaking Was Erased From Pokémon Eight Years Ago and Nobody Noticed

"We were running low on data servers to house all the Pokémon, and Seaking seemed like a good one to get rid of."

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The rain mechanic is the worst part of BOTW and TOTK
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Zelda Movie to Contain 12 Straight Minutes of Link Waiting for Rain to Go Away hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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excellent point tbh
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Occam’s Razor Twice as Powerful When Equipped With Occam’s Buckler and Amulet hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Occam’s Razor Twice as Powerful When Equipped With Occam’s Buckler and Amulet

Gary of Occam, the present-day heir to the Occam estate, bearer of the Razor and part-time Marvel vlogger, was delighted to hear that new levels of his ancestors' tomb had been accessed.

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Ubisoft Announces Next Assassin’s Creed Set in Murfreesboro, Tennessee hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ubisoft Announces Next Assassin’s Creed Set in Murfreesboro, Tennessee

“We did away with all that boring time travel stuff,” said the Ubisoft rep. “We were like; ‘Let’s just get to the stabbing!’"

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Zelda Movie to Contain 12 Straight Minutes of Link Waiting for Rain to Go Away hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Zelda Movie to Contain 12 Straight Minutes of Link Waiting for Rain to Go Away

“We might even see him cook something out of boredom. I personally cannot wait for this rendition of Link to be on the big screen, and see this ennui unfold in real time.”

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How Does Astarion Get That Hair With No Reflection: The 8 Biggest Plot Holes of Baldur's Gate 3 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

How Does Astarion Get That Hair With No Reflection: The 8 Biggest Plot Holes of Baldur's Gate 3

Baldur’s Gate 3 has received widespread acclaim for its rich, intricate storytelling, but not even the Mona Lisa is perfect. With innumerable lines of dialogue,…

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Jarl Balgruuf’s Chiropractor Warns That He Really Shouldn’t Sit Like That All the Time hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Jarl Balgruuf’s Chiropractor Warns That He Really Shouldn’t Sit Like That All the Time

WHITERUN, SKYRIM – After years of sitting in his throne the way he does, it seems Jarl Balgruuf has done some serious damage to his…

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Heartbroken Let's Play YouTuber Finds Out They're Just Background Noise hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Heartbroken Let's Play YouTuber Finds Out They're Just Background Noise

“All of the comments were about how soothing my voice is when I get mad. Nothing about the commentary, nothing about the gameplay."

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Bryan Danielson to Fine Negative ‘AEW Fighter Forever’ Reviewers hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Bryan Danielson to Fine Negative ‘AEW Fighter Forever’ Reviewers

“I don’t play video games because it’s bad for the environment so I could care less about whether the game is good or not,” said Danielson.

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i swear to god hard drive is like a hallucination. A product of my own mind because there's no way these could be timed this accurately otherwise
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Must-Play Games to Distract from Life's Inevitable, Unstoppable, and Always Ever-Closer End hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Access to 'Death Stranding' Movie Screening Only Possible via Ladders Left by Previous Viewers hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Access to 'Death Stranding' Movie Screening Only Possible via Ladders Left by Previous Viewers

At press time many viewers complained their movie-going experience was ruined by an unusually large amount of crying babies in the theater.

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Duke Nukem Seen Crying After Third Beer Again hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Duke Nukem Seen Crying After Third Beer Again

"Everyday he is all like 'I'm gonna kickass and drink beer, but I'm all out of beer!' Then after like 3 beers he starts bawling and freaking out all the other customers.”

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