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Ranking Survival Games by How Long My Friends Would Play Them With Me Before Losing Interest hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ranking Survival Games by How Long My Friends Would Play Them With Me Before Losing Interest

Here are the top 10 survival games to play all night, mostly without your friends’ accompaniment.

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“It’s Like Pokémon” Concerned Ape Confirms Penny, Robin, and Leah Are One Character hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

"It's Like Pokémon" Concerned Ape Confirms Penny, Robin, and Leah Are One Character

“What fans don't seem to realize is that many of these characters are actually just one iteration in a line. It's like Pokémon where, as the creature gains experience, it levels up and eventually...

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I don't remember giving you permission to publish my life story.
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Game Finally Discounted Enough for Gamer to Comfortably Buy and Never Play It hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Biden’s Approval Rating Tanks After Leaked Audio of Him Ranking Windwaker C-Tier hard-drive.net/hd/politics/b…

Biden’s Approval Rating Tanks After Leaked Audio of Him Ranking Windwaker C-Tier

Audio leaked online of the President ranking The Legend of Zelda: Windwaker as C-Tier.

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First of all, how DARE YOU~
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10 Best Video Games Still At My Parent’s House hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

10 Best Video Games Still At My Parent’s House

Contrary to what people on the internet may say, there comes a day when all Hard Drive writers move out of their parent’s homes. I…

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Amusement Park Guest Who Can’t Find Exit Notices Food Prices Have Suddenly Skyrocketed hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Amusement Park Guest Who Can’t Find Exit Notices Food Prices Have Suddenly Skyrocketed

CRAZY CASTLE — A guest who was unsuccessfully trying to leave a local theme park noticed a sharp rise in concession prices, tired and hungry…

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Yu-Gi-Oh Meta in Shambles After Konami Neglects to Print “Except Frog the Jam” on Frog Monster hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Yu-Gi-Oh Meta in Shambles After Konami Neglects to Print “Except Frog the Jam” on Frog Monster

“‘Except Frog the Jam’ wasn’t just a clumsy way to correct a bad translation on a card printed before there was a proper Frog archetype to make use of it. It was a safety measure: a seal on a power...

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How Does Astarion Get That Hair With No Reflection: The 8 Biggest Plot Holes of Baldur’s Gate 3 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

How Does Astarion Get That Hair With No Reflection: The 8 Biggest Plot Holes of Baldur's Gate 3

Baldur’s Gate 3 has received widespread acclaim for its rich, intricate storytelling, but not even the Mona Lisa is perfect. With innumerable lines of dialogue,…

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Thank God: Someone Else Canceled on D&D First hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

Thank God: Someone Else Canceled on D&D First

Relief swept across members of the Port Huron D&D Club after Ralph Finnegan canceled on D&D this week before anyone else in the party could.

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Here’s Why I Pre-Ordered the Sucker Edition for $2500 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Here’s Why I Pre-Ordered the Sucker Edition for $2500

If you’re going to be a gamer, you need to know a good deal when you see one. When the gaming market went from hard…

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Link Finally Opens Up About Sex Life: "Hugh! Eyaaugh! Guh-huh!" hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Link Finally Opens Up About Sex Life: "Hugh! Eyaaugh! Guh-huh!"

HYRULE – Link finally agreed to sit down for a tell-all about his romances across Hyrule prior to the launch of his Audiobook titled “The…

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Cities Skylines 2 Introduces Gerrymandering DLC hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Cities Skylines 2 Introduces Gerrymandering DLC

Players can be assured this new feature will provide hours of fun and millions in potential dirty money for building their dream locale.

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Man Now Onto Plan D as Coke Machine With Customizable Flavors out of Damn Near Everything hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Now Onto Plan D as Coke Machine With Customizable Flavors out of Damn Near Everything

“Purple Vanilla Diet Fanta Zero is basically all that’s left – is that even a real drink?”

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Nintendo Switch Gallery Filled With Precious Memories Of Times You Accidentally Hit The Capture Button hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Switch Gallery Filled With Precious Memories Of Times You Accidentally Hit The Capture...

Avant-garde photographer Cassidy Monticelli has debuted their newest exhibition showcasing accidental screenshots taken by Nintendo Switch players.

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Releasing next Friday on Patreon and Nebula
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Good News, Friends and Family! My Latest Hyperfixation Is Even More Alienating and Specific hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Good News, Friends and Family! My Latest Hyperfixation Is Even More Alienating and Specific hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Good News, Friends and Family! My Latest Hyperfixation Is Even More Alienating and Specific

Obviously even those of you who don't play video games will recognize that name from one of my more "basic" fixations, Dark Souls, due to my habit of conveying large amounts of information about it...

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Article spoke to me in a language I thought I had forgotten
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Top 25 Yu-Gi-Oh Cards That Defined the Playground Meta hard-drive.net/hd/list/yu-gi…
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Chris Pine Says D&D Sequel is Likely Happening As Soon as Everyone is Free, Definitely Soon Though hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Chris Pine Says D&D Sequel is Likely Happening As Soon as Everyone is Free, Definitely Soon Though

Fans of the film, Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, recently got some good news when Chris Pine commented about the possibility of a sequel.…

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