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Game Finally Discounted Enough for Gamer to Comfortably Buy and Never Play It hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Game Finally Discounted Enough for Gamer to Comfortably Buy and Never Play It

ST. LOUIS — Sources close to local gamer Chase Koeneke have confirmed that after seeing the game Astroneer hit a record low price during the…

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Gamer Damned to Roll Boulder Up Hill for Eternity Claims “It Gets Really Good After the First 100 Hours” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Damned to Roll Boulder Up Hill for Eternity Claims “It Gets Really Good After the First 100...

"After a couple hundred hours you really start to understand and appreciate the mechanics of putting one foot in front of the other as your muscles cry out in pain.”

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Relationship Enters New Level of Commitment by Starting One Piece Together hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Relationship Enters New Level of Commitment by Starting One Piece Together

“In recent years, more partnerships have been choosing to forgo traditional relationship milestones like marriage and having kids. Instead, we’re starting to see more non-traditional vows and...

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Nintendo Announces New Charmander Evolution ‘Gerrymander’ That’s Unbeatable Due to Its Ability to Randomly Change the Rules of Battle hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces New Charmander Evolution ‘Gerrymander’ That’s Unbeatable Due to Its Ability to...

The Pokémon Company introduced a new alternate Charmander evolution, Gerrymander, which will be totally unbeatable.

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HBO Announces "The Last of Us: Show of the Year Edition" Despite Not Winning Any Good Emmys hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

HBO Announces "The Last of Us: Show of the Year Edition" Despite Not Winning Any Good Emmys

NEW YORK — Premium television channel HBO announced the upcoming release of a special Show of the Year Edition of their acclaimed series “The Last…

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Chex Quest Developer Comes Forward About Massive Crunch During Development hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Chex Quest Developer Comes Forward About Massive Crunch During Development

“The physical toll was brutal, but the higher ups didn’t care - all they wanted was to deepen their pockets and create the Chex Warrior."

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Action Hero Ruins Blood Drive by Cutting Straight Across Palm With Huge Knife hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Action Hero Ruins Blood Drive by Cutting Straight Across Palm With Huge Knife

“When the killing is over and somehow that beautiful goddamn sun rises, you try to give back to the community."

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Good News, Console Fans of Chrono Trigger! One Day You’ll Die and It Won’t Matter Anymore That You Can’t Play It hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Good News, Console Fans of Chrono Trigger! One Day You’ll Die and It Won’t Matter Anymore That You...

"Don't worry Chrono Trigger fans, death awaits you, and its cold embrace will free you from all worldly desires."

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Ubisoft Executive Says Gamers Can Have Their Games on Weekends and After School If They’ve Been Good hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ubisoft Executive Says Gamers Can Have Their Games on Weekends and After School If They’ve Been Good

Ubisoft is shaking things up with their subscription service, Ubisoft+, which lets gamers stream a wide catalog of their games across multiple platforms. However this…

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YouTubers Explain Their Problem With Mr. Beast hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

YouTubers Explain Their Problem With Mr. Beast

While Mr. Beast continues to grow in popularity worldwide, there are many who criticize him — even other YouTubers.

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GameStop Employee Somehow Being Threatened, Patronized, and Hit On at Same Time hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

GameStop Employee Somehow Being Threatened, Patronized, and Hit On at Same Time

TEMPE, Ariz. — A female cashier at a Gamestop location recently reported being intimidated, condescended to, and flirted with by one single customer, an inexplicable…

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13 Music Games Taylor Swift Isn't in but Would Probably Make a Lot of Money if She Was hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

13 Music Games Taylor Swift Isn't in but Would Probably Make a Lot of Money if She Was

Taylor Swift is inescapable. Best selling albums, a billion-dollar concert tour, Hollywood movies, sporting events, and the talk of your younger cousin every time you…

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Cracker Barrel Releases Battle Pass for Peg Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Cracker Barrel Releases Battle Pass for Peg Game

LEBANON, Tenn. — Cracker Barrel Old Country Store has announced a battle pass for their Peg Game that players can purchase for in-store rewards, according…

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NPC Suffers Severe Existential Crisis After Discovering Saving His Life Was Optional Side Quest hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

NPC Suffers Severe Existential Crisis After Discovering Saving His Life Was Optional Side Quest

“You can really cause me to die a miserable death just by advancing the story, and not even know you’ve done it?”

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Help! I Spilled Yellow Paint in My Yard and Now Video Game Protagonists Keep Coming Over hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Help! I Spilled Yellow Paint in My Yard and Now Video Game Protagonists Keep Coming Over

"I tried explaining that they must be lost but according to them, that was impossible. They all say my home is where they must be to continue onward"

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Playing ‘Outer Wilds’ Helped Me Realize Why I Didn’t Like ‘Starfield’ hard-drive.net/news-games/pl…

Playing ‘Outer Wilds’ Helped Me Realize Why I Didn't Like ‘Starfield’

In 2023, I played two space games – Starfield and Outer Wilds. In theory both games are, at their cores, space exploration games, but in…

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Woke Video Game Sequel Replaces Main Character With Woman hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Woke Video Game Sequel Replaces Main Character With Woman

“I wish video games were still like they were in the old days, you know?”

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New Game Depreciates 70% in Value as Soon as It Is Driven off GameStop Lot hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Game Depreciates 70% in Value as Soon as It Is Driven off GameStop Lot

"I actually brought eight used games to GameStop to trade in and, for whatever reason, I ended up owing them money."

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Dead by Daylight: Tips and Tricks On Facing the Onryo– OK We're Already Dead hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Dead by Daylight: Tips and Tricks On Facing the Onryo– OK We're Already Dead

"While I list out some strategies to help mitigate the Onryo, I’ll play a few games of my own to further explore the ins and outs of this killer– Oh my god I’m already condemned."

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Max Apologizes for Taking so Long to Cancel Show People Love hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Max Apologizes for Taking so Long to Cancel Show People Love

“It was a mistake. That’s not how we do things here at Max. The holidays are a chaotic time around here, it won’t happen again.”

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