I need new Red Faction

Fuck, I don't think I qualify. Either way I'd probably have to be out in Champagne (if I remember correctly that's where the company's building was held) to do the job anyway and I can't travel cross-country. :(

I'm not a senior but i'm on my way

Oh really? Have you seen this?

I gladly take the job if I can write a dialogue that only contains the words from the gif in your post

Can I apply with a script or do I need an “education” and “experience in the field”? If so, then how thorough will you check my lofty claims?