thats just phil. dont make eye contact

Aim for the nose

just parry

don't worry, they can't look down so just get below it and you should be good

Draw a square and be inside it

juke it, because how the fuck is a shark gonna maneuver in a dense forest?

Alright, sharks are kinda dumb. Make it obvious you're not food. If that doesn't work, grab it by the nose, and under body, and turn it. They will go into tantric immobility

give it blue cause the braindead won't walk