Okay so my dad said he won't gift me a Wii because I have a Switch, and that now it's too late for him to gift me anything. This is the definition of "badassery"
Me: *Gets absolutely nothing at all for Christmas*
My mom: Sorry, I'm too bad economically and I can't get you stuff for both your birthday and Christmas.
Me: No worries. *hug*
My dad who is pretty much rich: We still need to go visit 827362 relatives!
Me: ...my present?
My dad:
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