Me: *Gets absolutely nothing at all for Christmas* My mom: Sorry, I'm too bad economically and I can't get you stuff for both your birthday and Christmas. Me: No worries. *hug* My dad who is pretty much rich: We still need to go visit 827362 relatives! Me: ...my present? My dad:

iDk WhErE dId It gO?

Like NMeade would say: "Nowhere to be seen!"